If you, like the Old Curmudgeon, on rare occasions eat at Jack in the Box, avoid the "hot sauce". Why do they give you the worst hot sauce in the world when you ask for salsa. They keep the real salsa hidden under the counter, and you have to beg for it. Tell them, next time, that that hot sauce causes your head to turn into a styrofoam ball. In the mean time, Jack, take this: